I knew mom would want a creampie - and I'm not ready for kids yet 😳

Are you squirting on me? So I helped you out of the washer

Husband's on the phone. He feels like the handyman's gonna make him a cooldown right now

She gave a blowjob, not a report. You don't hire a fucking secretary

"We've figured out the length of the dick, now fuck it." That's where I fucked up

She asked me to squeeze her tits and cum on her pussy (and I poured it inside)

You think I'll fuck for money? You guessed it. I already want you to fuck me

Oh, you accidentally chose anal, so you're gonna fuck me in the ass?

Public sex? She's okay with it. We fuck in the car, we're cool

Fucking with a boyfriend webcam, why? It doesn't make me s-sociable

I've got unlimited sperm for her, on her belly and on her tits

A guy cheats and I can't? I demand, my friend, come inside me

Shall I show you my new underwear? You owe me an orgasm and cum in your mouth, breakfast later

That's what a relationship is, I know, like, work out and fuck right away

"Brother, listen, my parents are gone — maybe we can play around like we used to?"

Ran away from her parents on a date for a quick shag

Lucky — the Tinder babe showed her tits and took a dick in her mouth

Honey, I'm at the beautician's, but I'll be home soon

Rewatched the anime and gave herself to a guy like the chick from League of Villains

I want pizza, but I can't afford it... Oh, I got it, I'm gonna pay with my wife's pussy

Again mistakes in the report — get down on your knees and lick your guilt

Took an 18-year-old college girl to the mat, but ended up with a creampie

Hey, kid, get your dick out and repeat after me until you come

What do you do when your legs are spread? Have fun