Mom's watching the show — I'm going to cum in her in case she doesn't notice

"Sister, how many times do I have to tell you to knock? I'm jerking off."

She didn't scold her son for jerking off, but instead told him how to do it better

My husband doesn't like blowjobs, but he wants to suck my dick. I'll ask my neighbor for a dick

Athletic blonde needs protein after a workout