For the sake of a boss with a big dick, you can postpone the reports

I'm going to see a therapist and I'm going to hold out for the entire of No Nut November. Oh, that didn't help

The father forgot to fuck his mother, and his son felt bad for him — he fucked himself

A first date without sex? No, let's at least go suck a dick in the toilet

I jerked off with my tits, sucked my dick, and now I'm standing there waiting for him to put it in

And my ex is a good one - he comes and fucks me on demand

Honey, I'm still a virgin in the ass, but for your birthday I'm ready for anal

I'm masturbating to you, maybe it's time to get laid We've been drinking

I wanted to sue my lover for cheating, and she fucked me, too

The guy calls again - as if he knows that I persuaded a friend to lick me

I licked her, but she won't move her legs - okay, I'll put it on her

You brought me to orgasm and down my throat - and you didn't forget to give me 5 stars?

Are you a sith or a jedi? I lost to NoNutNovember, but I got my homework done

It's like when you tell a friend you fucked his mom and you're not lying

And this realtor's experienced-- she knows it's easier to rent a place naked

I'm masturbating, oh, meditating! And all I can think about is getting laid

Sleeps without panties and is surprised to be constantly awakened by cock

Seduced to have sex with such a beauty 😍 And twirled her on his cock cleverly

See the panties? That's what I'm gonna wear. Do you want to come in them?

That's what love is 🫰 You see her ass and you get a boner

While you were reading this, I had fucking sex with her 🔥

Wife comes home and she's drunk, I'm gonna give her a silent creampie

I want orgasms that make me shake - I need a big dick like my brother's 😏

He got a bespectacled honor student up to her balls and got her panties dirty