And it's awesome to fuck tied up — no resistance in any position

She asked me to put it in her asshole, she doesn't need a finger there

That's a happy squirt — and all I gave her was flowers

I've already beaten you all up, it won't hurt — you go ahead

When you're alone, every new neighbor is a new reason to fuck

The guy is so fucking annoying, he calls and won't let me meet his roommate

Did I tell you not to touch your own pussy? Now you won't be wearing pantyhose

An ex-slut fucks for money even in marriage — you can't drink that talent

Sister couldn't fucking wait for me? I haven't had a boyfriend in a long time

"Mom, help me out" — I drank Dad's Viagra and need to get laid right away

Eh, my friend doesn't fuck me like that, but at least he lets me watch

Sperm coming out of the pussy — no good, I'm going to put my finger back in it

Grabbed my hair and put it on my dick — yeah, that's a good way to fuck

Are you sleeping? Well, well, I'm about to stick my dick in your ass and you won't be able to sleep

Oh, and the delivery guy isn't a guy... All right, I'll fuck the girl, I want pizza

Well, since you're already dressed as a whore, I suggest you pay for your order that way

Her sister got dumped by her boyfriend, so she got up from not getting laid

Hey, I even licked your ass and you didn't give me a blowjob

Don't look at me like that, you've come so many times, now it's my turn

Zai, I haven't washed your sperm off yet, and you're licking... or isn't that you?

Okay, who's a lesbian here? I'm going to teach you how to love dicks

I didn't do cunnilingus, but at least I licked my tits — okay, I'll let you fuck me

At 19, your pussy should be wider by now, and your dick can barely fit

She's been wanting to get on her dick all morning — and how do you get out of the house without a krempai?