I don't pay rent — once a month the landlord fucks me and we're even

If I tell a cab driver I'm not wearing panties, he'll fuck me and forget about the money

Don't be surprised that I fuck you all the time - you walk around naked

I'll pay extra for sex without a condom, no problem - you need to be fucked live

I want your cock, come to me! But I won't swallow sperm, and don't ask

How's that, sister? My dick is good enough to stick in you

Courier, you mean, you can't give me the package without money? I'm already naked