Don't be surprised that I fuck you all the time - you walk around naked

Sister, you go - I called the coach, I'm going to fuck him now

Two daughters and both sluts - fuck the redhead tonight, behaved well

I'm a milf, and I haven't had a mfm with blacks yet! I need to fix this

The bitch was leaking and pissed, she wanted cum - she got a cum on her tits

Is this the underwear you fucked all your money on? I'm gonna fuck you in the anus for sure

How's that, sister? My dick is good enough to stick in you

I gave it to the neighbor's grandfather when I was drunk, I won't go to any more sleepovers - rofl

If I tell a cab driver I'm not wearing panties, he'll fuck me and forget about the money

You guilty, sister? You let me spill my sperm in your mouth, I won't tell my parents

Sister, you're a giver - what difference does it make whether you suck your brother or your friend

Courier, you mean, you can't give me the package without money? I'm already naked

Exorcising a demon from my wife with a stoner on her face -- it's Halloween, baby

Patient, why are you lying around, at least fuck the nurse before you are discharged?

It's been a long time since I've been to H&M, and they give blowjobs in the locker room

I don't pay rent — once a month the landlord fucks me and we're even

They told me, "Don't go into the woods alone, or they'll fuck you. So I went

Oh, even my hair is in semen — how am I going to get home from the park now?

Yes, your friend is wearing two girls, but my boobs are big

When I asked for a ride, I wanted to ride a dick, but a motorcycle will do, too

Here I get sucked, there my friends get licked — why don't we fuck together?

She says she wants to spin on my dick, even though we are a public

It's good that we took a friend on vacation — we'll make a baby right on the beach

She was in pain and begging to be fucked — I dropped everything to twist her on his dick