If I tell a cab driver I'm not wearing panties, he'll fuck me and forget about the money

Sister, you're a giver - what difference does it make whether you suck your brother or your friend

Courier, you mean, you can't give me the package without money? I'm already naked

Exorcising a demon from my wife with a stoner on her face -- it's Halloween, baby

Patient, why are you lying around, at least fuck the nurse before you are discharged?

It's been a long time since I've been to H&M, and they give blowjobs in the locker room

I don't pay rent — once a month the landlord fucks me and we're even

Oh, even my hair is in semen — how am I going to get home from the park now?

When I asked for a ride, I wanted to ride a dick, but a motorcycle will do, too

Here I get sucked, there my friends get licked — why don't we fuck together?

She says she wants to spin on my dick, even though we are a public

It's good that we took a friend on vacation — we'll make a baby right on the beach

She was in pain and begging to be fucked — I dropped everything to twist her on his dick

I don't get it — if the friend girl daughters on her dick, who sits on her face?

Performs marital duties, whether she wants to or not

Without a condom, I only put it in my pussy, judging by my anus, I get fucked in my ass

Hints are for coy girls, but this skank likes to ask for a dirty fuck

My dick is full of lube, but it doesn't go all the way into my tight pussy

Oh, brother, pull your dick out quick, or you'll tear my pussy

She licked the house and her husband's dick and gave it to him in the pussy — good hostess

They had a bottle and are already fucking in an orgy with strangers

She didn't want to suck it, then she sat on the dick with her anus — those sisters

Baby, hold your dick in your throat, and then I'll make you feel good, too

"Come fuck me" — got caught jerking off, but didn't get confused