"We're not going anywhere until we get laid!" - She put her ass on the line

I'm the best fuck, so stick it in, don't be embarrassed. We'll get to know each other later

You're a sex addict, and so am I - fuck me, bro, we're alike in that way

Honey, don't just sit on your dick — jerk it off with your feet first

I brought you to orgasm, now you suck it, and I'll make a porno at home

Naked and begging for a cock😱 That's what I call meeting a roommate