Honey, don't just sit on your dick — jerk it off with your feet first

Well, how am I going to get pregnant if all my sperm is on my butt? I tried so hard

You got a tan at the seaside, and now you have to work it all off at home

I brought you to orgasm, now you suck it, and I'll make a porno at home

Naked and begging for a cock😱 That's what I call meeting a roommate