You're a sex addict, and so am I - fuck me, bro, we're alike in that way

It'll all drain out and no one will know I filled my friend with creampie

I brought you to orgasm, now you suck it, and I'll make a porno at home

Honey, don't just sit on your dick — jerk it off with your feet first

Naked and begging for a cock😱 That's what I call meeting a roommate