I'll squeeze everything out of my dick - it's my husband's birthday, I'll try, he'll cum at least three times

You asked me to step into your shoes 😏 So I did

The guy told me to fuck off, but fine, I've already found someone to fuck me

Reporting from the scene, stepmom got stuck and I pulled her out with my dick

While my husband's out, I'm gonna give his friend a blowjob 😋 And then we'll fuck

Forget his girlfriend, bro-- now I'm gonna suck and give you

I picked out an Altoids and didn't get confused, I fucked with it a lot

I licked the boss, in case she gives me a bonus, I'll spend it on a girl ❤️

Horny sleeping stranger - I'll suck him off, that's how I'll get to know him

How so, even my sister has a girlfriend (and I just want fmf)

We'll fuck and you'll give me money? I'm in! You're already in my body

Mmm, she's got a nice ass. I'm gonna fuck her, and I'm gonna come in her mouth

Fuck me and cum on my face and then play on your Xbox

Shh, or the girl wakes up and it's a threesome

I want a Snow Maiden in every home, for money she'll have sex with two people

"Does your girlfriend mind?" — What a question, start sucking on it already

Honey, you have a job, I have a boner — can you guess which is more important?

Two strangers, beach and boobs — got them laid in five minutes

I had 3 orgasms Now you're gonna get a squirt of cum in your mouth

And I cums, and she came. So I watched porn with my stepmom

It's a twist you wouldn't expect-- he stripped her and-- see for yourself

I won't let you go on a date because I'm jealous of my dick

Why is he being humiliated like this? The girl is being fucked by another man, no respect

What's not to understand? I'm horny, come and fuck me right now