Yeah, I did it on the first date, why? I didn't have any other fun

"Why don't I come in and show you how I jerk off?" - Who wouldn't? 😳

I helped you and licked you - now you owe me one, come on, creampie

My wife's gone, why miss me? - I'm gonna fuck that pretty girl now

Are we going to sit like this? Your girlfriend's late, let's fuck, huh?

You can't get your voice back with a blowjob. I'll fuck you, and you'll moan in a singsong voice

How nice it feels to feel sperm inside - got an orgasm right away

Until you go to jail, I won't leave the house. And you're not going anywhere alone

Honey, I'll do anything for a cum tonight, it's been a long time since I came on my face

Until I fuck you, we won't go to the beach - I'll cum on your face, you'll wash it off in the sea

Just don't take it out, or you won't see my convulsive multi-orgasms

I told her to suck my dick and she went straight for it. I like a good understanding

How not to jerk off when you can't get enough cock... Or two at once

I've sucked all my friends' dicks, the guy doesn't mind, and I'll fuck you, too

Sister, is that my cock in your mouth? Hmm, don't you want a creampie?

Well, fuck me, you interrupted my jerk off! Let's postpone the class

What are you doing in the bathtub? You better get your dick done

I won't get bored with jerking off, and then my husband will eat — masturbation in the kitchen

If it distracts from the game, you don't go away, but try it, put it in

Shit, brother, you're my skirt, what am I going to tell my mom now?

Honey, fuck you and your walks... No, you better sit the fuck down

Stop whining that it hurts — swallow your dick, or I'll spank you again

The bitches have a carefree life: ride a swing and then a dick

Already you're moaning, and it's only a finger, but with a penis you're going to yell?