How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

For New Year's Eve I'm going to give my brother an Asian girl so he can fuck us until we have multiple orgasms

Let's not break tradition - you give me anal every New Year's Eve

You can't get away with one blowjob, you have to give a creampie for New Year's Eve, no less

How you celebrate New Year's Eve is how you spend it! We get laid, don't you?

My ex cheated on me and now she comes running to get laid, what a bitch

You're quite a bunny - don't forget to jump on your dick

Sister, don't worry, the sex will be safe - I'll cum in your mouth

Lucky friend - he hears my moans and immediately comes running with a hard-on

The dick is in the thickness, but I'll put it in deeper when the bitch is wet

Have you been behaving yourself? Then I'll call a friend for mfm instead of Santa Claus

Son, stop peeping! Come here, I'll make a man out of you

Neighbor, no more questions - come in and take off your pants, we're going to fuck

Sister, it's always like this - you break down, and then you ask for a creampie

Daughter, don't close your eyes, but learn - stick your fingers in and cum

My friends are looking for presents under the tree I'm here and my dick is standing

Try counting how many times an Asian girl has squirted from a threesome

Wow, is that sister giving her mom a squirt? We should take it off and flush it!

What's wrong with your face, honey? It's sperm in your throat, you're not the only one who has to cum

Brother, in order not to be a fast shooter, you have to get laid before the date

Patient, don't panic, I'm going to teach you how to fuck

Finally fucked an Asian girl, I came twice - both times inside

Girls' night out is all about cunnilingus and orgasms. If you don't have one, don't call me

Bro, my boyfriend is an asshole, so you're fucking me now, okay?