Brother, how about in a porno - you're a plumber and you clean my pipes

"I fuck better," declared a colleague, and to prove it, she licked

It's been a long time since I went to fuck my neighbor, and her husband still owes me

What's the softest way to tell a guy he's a cuckold, because my brother's already in me

So what, I'll scream from orgasms on the loader's dick - there's no money

Took the condom off for crepey, but accidentally doused her dick with squirt

Yes, I'm drunk and I agreed to get laid, but creampie is too much

My pregnant wife doesn't need a creampie, so I come wherever I want

I'm not a whore, but I'm willing to get laid for money

Late to fuck, fuck twice as hard - I wasn't jerking off, I was waiting

What the fuck? She didn't get a tattoo and she squirted all over the studio

Checked to see if I could bring her to orgasm without my cock - yes, 3 times!

Holy crap, my brother found out about porn - now I have to give it to him, too

My wife got tired of my dick, so I found her a black one and gave it to her anally

Thought asian girls don't give it away right away, but this one's got her pussy exposed for a fuck

How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

For New Year's Eve I'm going to give my brother an Asian girl so he can fuck us until we have multiple orgasms

Let's not break tradition - you give me anal every New Year's Eve

You can't get away with one blowjob, you have to give a creampie for New Year's Eve, no less

How you celebrate New Year's Eve is how you spend it! We get laid, don't you?

My ex cheated on me and now she comes running to get laid, what a bitch

You're quite a bunny - don't forget to jump on your dick

Sister, don't worry, the sex will be safe - I'll cum in your mouth

Lucky friend - he hears my moans and immediately comes running with a hard-on