Well, how am I going to get pregnant if all my sperm is on my butt? I tried so hard

Don't be surprised that I fuck you all the time - you walk around naked

I see that my wife's ass is working - you can fuck her in two cocks at once

What kind of fine? Better fuck me on the road, let everyone see

Now you're in trouble - until you fuck them both in the fmf, you can't leave

Quiet, or your parents will hear me teaching you sex in the bathtub

Wow, son, you've grown up! It's been a long time since I've had anal

I dreamt that you fucked me. What are you looking at, put it in

Mom, take my virginity or I'll tell Dad you're fucking the neighbor

Mom, are you sure it's a surprise for me? Okay, I'll fuck you, I'll deal with it later

I'll fuck my friend's girlfriend so she won't fuck his brains out

Showed all the holes, he stuck it in his ass - good choice!

Asian girl, you're almost naked! Has it been a long time since you shook on your dick from an orgasm?

Son, why aren't you getting up? Is your boner getting in the way? I'll help you with that (a reference to Wensday?)

My boyfriend doesn't lick me, but my friend girl is always ready to fondle my clit

Imagine it's your cock making her throat sag like that

And the massage isn't bad, and your ass is nice. I'll fuck you in the anus, would you mind?

I'll squeeze everything out of my dick - it's my husband's birthday, I'll try, he'll cum at least three times

It's the first time I've seen him, but he's a decent licker - you can give him that

I'm not actually like that, but I'm ready to get laid right here for an iPhone

Sister, you go - I called the coach, I'm going to fuck him now

I fucked a black woman! How did that happen? A girl just wouldn't let me...

My brother fucks me on every occasion, I can't refuse - I like it

Why don't you just do it already? I can't cum without my dick inside, and neither can you