What if the plots in porn were logical...?

A friend's wife is asleep after a party. I hope she likes sex in her sleep

Didn't let his sister go out without a bra, in case someone fucks her

First solve the boner problem in my pants, then go for a walk

"Anya, why are you naked on the balcony? Come on in, I'll warm you up."

No money for pretty eyes, only for a blowjob and a round ass

He invited me to play, but he didn't tell me it was an open game

Went to a sexologist and now I have no problems with sex

Now I'll get naked and the guy will immediately forget about the wrecked car

The waitress didn't leave a tip — had to fuck for her change

If your sister has a nightmare, put the poor thing on your dick right away

I'll pick Danica Mori on the dating site — she sure likes it rough

You want to piss off your ex? So don't be shy and show your pussy

She believed that cum was better than cream and put her face under the cock

Until my NFT art sells out, I'm going to make money the old-fashioned way

Husband, why are you jerking off? You better lick and fuck your bitch

"Only boobs can save!" — fortune teller saves client's marriage

I fucked the courier and filmed it for TikTok, but I only posted it here

How she wanted to get my dick in her ass faster — even without lube

I handcuffed her so she wouldn't move while I was fucking her

Honey, fuck you and your walks... No, you better sit the fuck down

I have a boyfriend, but I'm always ready to sit on my brother's cock

Why are you embarrassed? Everyone's getting laid in the office, get your dick out

I jerked off to her, and then I creampied her. I guess I'm a dad now