I'm sick of jerking off, I'm gonna teach my friend how to fuck, because he's still a virgin

Sex instead of rent? That's a great idea, sister, I agree

Oops, my condom ripped, but I promise, no one gets knocked up the first time

2 camshots and a blowjob and no problems (I'm talking as a psychologist)

Are you a virgin? It's no problem, I'm already naked, bro, fuck me

It's so fucking great that you're adopted! Our sex is now legal

Who taught you to lick like that, son? Give me a cunnilingus between my legs, too

It's February 14, so all the lovers are fucking as a foursome!

POV: you fucked a friend's girlfriend and got it on (oh, you got it on...)

You still want to give me a blowjob? I haven't seen you in ages, but suck it 😏

She hasn't had a cock in her hands or mouth yet, and she's already had her cherry ripped

You fuck me and humiliate me and you call that parenting?

So fat! You can't get it in without a friend 🤯

I have a boyfriend, but I need this job so badly, fuck me in the throat

What's with the debauchery, dad? You put it in my friend, but where do I get my orgasm?