Hey, why did you take off your condom? I'm gonna come inside you

Why not? She's a heavy sleeper, so let her give a blowjob

Her tits and ass are rated, but I'm gonna cum in her mouth

Masturbating, yes. But I want to come from your dick 😏

She finally agrees to have sex with me 🥳 Oh, I think it's ovulation

I didn't know you couldn't come in other people's moms. 🫣 Excuse me, I gotta go

Allowed her husband to fuck her friend, but the condom ripped! 🤯

I realized that I was getting married and immediately cum in her - and what was there to wait for?

I'm dating her for the sex - she fucks hot and she's a princess 👸

I'm standing here wondering which one to fuck. I've got enough for both 💪🏼

Do you think she's knocked up yet? After all, she's got my sperm in her 🤯

It's so fucking great that you're adopted! Our sex is now legal

I don't get it. You came in me and that's it. Bye. When's the wedding?

Here's a question! Did I fuck the chief's daughter, am I gonna get promoted or am I screwed?

I put it in my throat - cums! And if I fuck between my legs, what happens?