If I fuck you, then I'll believe you had sex. Until then, don't fuck around, bro

I got my sperm analyzed and jerked off. I like paid medicine

You've got spring aspermataminosis. Suck a dick, you'll get better

Fucking storyline - 2010, I got it in her, I didn't become a Jedi

You're dressed like a whore! Fuck you, your father's gonna fuck you

He's so lucky! Fucking three people just to spite his ex 👉👌

Learn to cunnilingus on me and your girlfriend will thank you 👅

I finally got Diane - yes, I fucked her in the anal 🍑

Friend girl, I'm not just sharing my boyfriend with you, I'm sharing his sperm

All I have to do is ask my brother to fuck me to orgasm

Oh, student cums. Said it was for money, and then he fucked off - fucked up

She hasn't had a cock in her hands or mouth yet, and she's already had her cherry ripped

Why choose who's the best? My cock won't let me down in a threesome

It's so fucking great that you're adopted! Our sex is now legal

You're a virgin and I want to have sex, stick it in me, stop breaking down