Honey, you have to squat on your dick to make your butt round — ready?

With a tutor on your dick, it's more memorable and you don't have to jerk off afterwards

So, you got an orgasm on your dick, you're not going to blow your brains out now?

Bro, my boyfriend is an asshole, so you're fucking me now, okay?

What are you, silly? Do I have to "cook" with tits like these?

Are you going to fuck in front of your mother? Better to do it in the bedroom

On my knees, wanting a massage - well, creampie and orgasm soon?

My friend said you give to everyone, my sister said, what about me? (And I did!)

You caught me jerking off, help me cum, just for once, mom

For cheating on my sister, I punished her, spanked her... oops, and he took it inside her

You fuck your girlfriend, but what about your mother? She needs to come too

There's two of you, there's two of us, and everybody wants to fuck. Let's swing, guys

So fat! You can't get it in without a friend 🤯

Go deep, just like your mother taught you, and don't forget the creampie

You're a man short of a man. You'll be in the fmf in no time