Fuck me first, then compare who's a bigger slut, me or mom

I got my sperm analyzed and jerked off. I like paid medicine

If I fuck you, then I'll believe you had sex. Until then, don't fuck around, bro

Did you see on a hidden camera that I was jerking off and called for sex? Come on, Dad

You're dressed like a whore! Fuck you, your father's gonna fuck you

Look at your mom and remember, if you want a guy to stay with you, give him this

It's February 14, so all the lovers are fucking as a foursome!

I authorized a threesome and you cum in my daughter - I realized you're an idiot

You fuck me and humiliate me and you call that parenting?

They're fucking each other and I'm watching. Can I see my stepdad's dick?

Learn to cunnilingus on me and your girlfriend will thank you 👅

If that was my motivation at the university, I would have gotten a red diploma 💯

Hey, why are you jerking off alone? Don't you want to fuck your sister?

And they weren't shy - while they were teaching their stepson how to have sex, they were all fucking each other

It's so fucking great that you're adopted! Our sex is now legal