You show up drunk, you must be punished! And since you're 18+ years old, I don't give a fuck

Let me fuck you good. (taking naked pictures for a guy)

I've got a date and my brother's got a boner, so I'm gonna hold on to his dick if that's what it takes

I didn't expect this from my fiancée, she fucked my friend and sent me a video

It's a wank vibrator, you don't massage your face with it, you massage your G-spot!

Are you going to bed in stockings? Spread your legs, I'll fuck you 😏

I came on my ex-girlfriend at her wedding! I'm great, aren't I? 😎

You're hiding a boner from me and I'm sweating 😏 Go sex in the morning

I didn't know you couldn't come in other people's moms. 🫣 Excuse me, I gotta go

I'll cum in my sister before the date - let her go to the guy's with my creampie

Your mom sucks dick! So suck my dick or I'm getting a divorce

I'll fuck her once 🤐 But be quiet or my parents will hear

Don't make me beg! I'm getting married tomorrow, let me fuck again

Oh stop showing me your boobs! No, keep going 🤤

Dad was finally able to talk his daughter into a fmf tee with her mom