Plumber, you're here! My pipes are clogged, waiting to be fucked with

Robber, you're cute! Fuck me or I'll call the police

Did it fly, or was it a fuck-up? You sure didn't see that coming

If you sat on my dick, you'd be cheerful 😏 Take off your pants, I'll suck you

Study's clearly gone to shit, sister - nice legs spread, hold a creampie

He's so lucky! Fucking three people just to spite his ex 👉👌

I finally got Diane - yes, I fucked her in the anal 🍑

It's so fucking great that you're adopted! Our sex is now legal

I'm tied up and I forgot the stop word! Brother, untie me. or fuck me yourself 🫣

Learn to cunnilingus on me and your girlfriend will thank you 👅

Why choose who's the best? My cock won't let me down in a threesome

Would I agree to fuck my sister for money? Sure, I'm on my way. 🏃‍♂️

It's February 14, so all the lovers are fucking as a foursome!

Jerking off on my sister, that's not right. You should have fucked her right away

In front of my parents, I accidentally walked into my sister while we were fighting