On the first date, I drank wine, and I was like, "Oh, make me cum, I'm not myself

After "The Squid Game," my husband suddenly wanted a booby Asian girl

I came on my ex-girlfriend at her wedding! I'm great, aren't I? 😎

You're 18, stop jerking off ⛔️ I could totally fuck you up 👉🏻👌🏻

And I slept with boss fuck 🫣 Why, it's premium sex

You talked me into a threesome - but I want you to share the sperm 🤤

Yes, I want sex - fuck me harder, I'm almost orgasmic screaming ❤️‍🔥

I'm taking off my panties for you! I don't let the boss fuck me at work

I put it in my throat - cums! And if I fuck between my legs, what happens?

Boy: ew, cunnilingus, I don't do that kind of thing. Man: 👅

Fucked a sexologist, got his dick down her throat, that's how you work it out

She's wearing an XS size miniskirt 😳 I knew right away it was a hint of sex 😏

So what if I turned my brother on, he fucked me the fuck out of me, I'm just glad

I was given a psychologist and now I'm emotionally stable - I'll come again

Yeah, I'm a ladies' man 😏 I'll fuck you too, I don't care for my brother