On my knees asking for a dick, I'll give it to her. I'm not just Santa, I'm a man

Tricking his wife's girlfriend into fucking him - that's fucked up in every sense

Medical reform in action - now it's nice to get tested

It's been a long time since we've had sex — how lucky that the neighbor is handsome

You can't get away with one blowjob, you have to give a creampie for New Year's Eve, no less

I came inside and wished on New Year's Eve that she wouldn't get pregnant - safe 👌🏻

My friends are looking for presents under the tree I'm here and my dick is standing

Look how deliciously my pussy is flowing at the thought of a real penis

Do you need a casting call to be a whore? Fuck, I'm not leaving here unemployed

Stop thinking about your wife — take me and the apartment. Convincing?

Fucking one of these puts you in the holiday mood 🍊

"Sister, what do you want for New Year's Eve — fuck or 12 iPhones?"

We can take the dog for a walk later. Let's get laid now

Is that a creampie? Well, happy New Year, honey, I guess you're a father now

The fat brother just wanted to watch her put her stockings on

Called a guy to celebrate Christmas, and he fucked and left right away

I don't want to celebrate the year as a virgin, so I got myself a whore

Oops, the Snow Maiden got the wrong address... but the dick is big, so she stayed

Stop jerking off, I've got a boner. Honey, you ready to cum?

Showed the redhead where the 9th floor is, and she stood up in the entryway for it

Is your boyfriend a cuckold? So you shouldn't give him a photo by the tree, you should give him cheating

What a bitch — she kicks you in the balls and then teases you and doesn't let you cum

I gave you presents on New Year's Eve, but on Christmas I'll only fuck you

The cab driver gave the slutty Snow Maiden a ride and got his gift, too