Yeah, you got me, just like in the porno, will you give it to me?

You've got a bigger dick than the guy! Let's fuck, it'll be our secret

I fucked my mother's friend, but not a word to her! In case she gets jealous

Son, I didn't knock on your door, and I'm not coming out of here without a creampie

She says her throat isn't rubbery, but she swallows two dicks up to the balls

I'll show you my breasts for money. Will you take it in your mouth for another payment?

What a fucked up ex-fucking (spoiler alert - and fucking around, too 😡 )

"I'll teach your girlfriend how to suck" - I deserve that master-nice 🤤

The way she gently sucks, I peed my pants 😍 (watching the movie was a success)

Were you jerking me off, Dad? You better fuck me, but no fucking

You don't suck and you don't like anal? No offense, but I'm gonna print out your ass

I agreed to two dicks 😨 My stepmother never gave me one so willingly

We're gonna fuck and you're gonna jerk off to it 💦 You look so horny already

An angry mother came from a meeting and demanded an apology from her son

Bro, come on, I wanted to borrow from you, and you give it to me in the mouth

Fuck, my condom's ripped! What am I supposed to do with this creampie?

She stripped naked and even put a condom on me-- okay, I get the hint

He doesn't respond to tits! I guess her brother's dick only erects for a blowjob

Where's the money, Lebowski? Take your clothes off, you're gonna pay for it with your pussy

Listen, let's have sex! Let's have a good fuck, that's what we live together for

How convenient to cheat by the pool — you can wash off other people's sperm right away

Will you show me your tits instead of money? Suck it, I don't do free rides

Son, how fucking good for a first time, are you sure you're a virgin?

You want to get back at a guy, don't you? Show your tits, that's what it takes