The morning started with a creampie 💦 I think we're gonna be parents

Mmm, she's got a nice ass. I'm gonna fuck her, and I'm gonna come in her mouth

I've cum 3 times and I don't pay rent, I'm officially in heaven

Oops, two dicks in bed at once! So fuck both of them at once, what are we waiting for?

I want to come inside her 🥵 But I'm wearing a condom, I'm not a risk taker

Why are you jerking off alone 😔 I've got a pussy like that, do you want some?

Look at me in this skirt, I look like a whore! If you like it, you can fuck me

I'll just blow you in the dressing room, but if you want sex, it's at home

I'm gonna fuck her for showing her ass

Yeah, I give patients blowjobs! How did you think I got into med school?

Blackmailing your sister? Oh, yeah 😏 What if I sit on your dick and suck it myself?

Do you want me to sit on your face? And then you come inside me and we'll both come

I don't care about a date with a boyfriend. I can have an orgasm at home with a friend 🤤

You'll know how to masturbate in the hostel 🪄 10 points to Gryffindor

So were fucking so good, and then I look - creampie is leaking.... 🥹

Your wife won't know about the affair, you just don't fuck me to a crumpet

Why peek, I don't get it - go in and fuck your sister to orgasms

The crempay process is irreversible - nothing, you get pregnant so have a baby 🤰

Neighbor, stop hugging me. I'm drunk, I want to squirt and cum

Is your wife cheating? I don't believe it! But just in case, I'm going to fill my friend with sperm

Sister came to visit her lonely brother and helped him cum

I didn't expect it, but I jerked off to my sister. Now I want to fuck her too

Yeah, a wanker. What's the big deal, dad? You ain't never come to fuck me yet

It's so good to fuck her, her pussy's so tight, it takes minutes to come