Couldn't play the console with such a cool ass around

Four times in a row while I was helping my brother pick out a gift

It's got a vibrator in it, and it's supposed to be a dick. Titfuck jerk off, I'll give it to her

Wow, you squirted! I didn't know you could do that, but would you eat the sperm?

The 69 position was invented for lesbians to come at the same time

Student, I'll give you an "A" if you get your dick out

I only wanted a massage, but the big dick convinced me to change my mind, fuck

Fucked up the psychologist with stories about cheating — now he's going to fuck her up

I don't give a fuck what you do, you can do it with your foot, as long as you fuck, honey 😂

Yes, it's not easy to swallow, but it's even harder to honestly evaluate

Promised that he would delete the sex video, but he leaked it to the Internet after all

Stirred me up, gave me a blowjob, made me cum, and it was all friendship

Fuck all you want, but don't tell the guy how I pay my rent

Why are you sitting there? My wife's not getting laid, she's even agreed to a creampie

And my brother knows where to massage me - and he'll fuck me there, too

"I love orgasms!" - I got it, I'll stick my dick in you and you'll come three times

Mom, if you want to have sex, stream it, but I'm going to hit you harder than a papa

Chief, how am I supposed to work now if I'm leaking sperm?

What do you mean, you can't pay the plumber? Look at those tits

Yeah, I fuck rough, but don't scream like you're being fucked by a whole fucking crowd

I don't even know your name, and whatever — let's fuck faster

Yes, I don't wear panties, because it's easier to trick a guy into a creampie

Sister, did you learn how to spread your legs so well in college?

Brother, I haven't had sex yet, can you teach me how to fuck?