She lies there in her beautiful lingerie, and I have a hard-on? That won't do

So lazy to make dinner, why don't we just fuck on the table?

"Sister, get undressed, I'll show you how to be popular on TicToc."

No sex, I have a boyfriend! I'll just jerk off and swallow the cum

You fuck me and I'll suck a dildo. Imagine me sucking your friend

Asked me to fuck her and cum on her face - I did, love her 🫶

Because he wasn't jerking off, so he got his sister while the girl was away

She came and asked for sex - okay, and my sister came, and I threw a stick

Oh, a stranger caught me jerking off. I'll give it to him, my husband's not fucking me 😔

If you know how to fuck, prove it. If you can make me orgasm, I'll believe you

Lost your virginity? No problem, let's use our dick between your legs. 👌🏻

What kind of brother are you if you don't help me cum, put it in already 🥹

Young man, are you short of breath? I'll decide that, there's nothing to complain about

You can't get your voice back with a blowjob. I'll fuck you, and you'll moan in a singsong voice

Woke up the girl's sister with a fuck, I gave it to her in the mouth, she wanted to

If I tell a cab driver I'm not wearing panties, he'll fuck me and forget about the money

I'm going on a date, but I can't suck a dick. Man, give me your dick

Brother, I'd rather cum twice on your dick than jerk off, get it in

Don't worry, I didn't cum on my face - oops, all the cum on my hair 😱

Courier, you mean, you can't give me the package without money? I'm already naked

My husband is busy with the movie, and I'm busy with the other one's dick — the one that was sitting closer

Neighbor, forget about your wife — I need orgasms, and you have a penis

Bro, how about this: you touch my boobs, but don't tell your mom about porn?

My sister spotted me aiming at her ass and bitch-slapped her mouth