Remember, baby — he who fucks decides where he comes

And there's nothing to tease and show your tits — now sit on your dick

She won't wait till the second date to see how her pussy flows

Even though you are an obedient girl, I will still fuck you roughly on the table

Here's a great way to get your naive neighbor to cheat on you

Tired of fucking with a rubber dick? Here's a real one

I called the programmer and didn't get dressed — of course, he fell for it!

She jerked me off with her legs, and I thanked her by giving her a pussy-jerk

Hey, what the hell, don't they teach you to knock? I'm jerking off here

You suck well — now take off your panties and get on your dick

I'll convince my wife to record a home video and fuck her right away, or she'll change her mind

Guys come and go, but you have one friend — fuck me first

Who does yoga like that? Take off your pants, I'll show you how to do it

Mia Bandini won't go to bed until she's been properly fucked

"The deeper you take in your mouth, the faster you get a new iPhone."