If you're thinking of getting a girlfriend, let me remind you what you're giving up

I knew I wouldn't settle for one blowjob

And you shouldn't have watched porn at work — now stand there and bear it

It's nice how my twin's getting fucked by a guy... Can I have one of those?

"Only boobs can save!" — fortune teller saves client's marriage

The mother confessed to being pregnant by the father, but he is infertile...

Fantasizing about your dick in her and cums in front of the neighbors

I'll suck your dick, but then you'll put it in my pussy — promise?

She doesn't draw that well, but she gives it to me in the pussy — I love those kind of portraits

My wife gives it to me once a month, but her secretary is a real slut

She believed that cum was better than cream and put her face under the cock

Oops, cums thong on the delivery girl — well, I'll buy it for my wife anyway

What kind of cheating is this — just checking out a bed with a realtor

Why are you here so early? I didn't even have time to rub it in

Student beauty is even willing to squirt on the table, if only not to learn

My brother asked me not to distract him, and I had already "accidentally" undressed

You don't have time to be patient — expose your big clit, and I'll piss it off

Student, you poured sperm all over my glasses — how am I supposed to go home now?

My brother poured tea on my shirt, or better yet, sperm — well, now he will

Fucking got my boyfriend used to cunnilingus — now he asks to sit on my face

Girls, am I bothering you here? Stop sucking dick and go suck dick

Show me your tits and turn your ass to fuck, and the hentai can wait

Why are you sticking me with this contract? I'm going to stick my dick in you first

Friend girl, give it to me in the pussy, and I won't be indebted — I'll bring you to orgasm