I'm not a whore, but I'm willing to get laid for money

Late to fuck, fuck twice as hard - I wasn't jerking off, I was waiting

Son, so I want a baby, what's the big deal - come inside me (what a fool)

Holy crap, my brother found out about porn - now I have to give it to him, too

How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

Let's not break tradition - you give me anal every New Year's Eve

You can't get away with one blowjob, you have to give a creampie for New Year's Eve, no less

My ex cheated on me and now she comes running to get laid, what a bitch

Sister, don't worry, the sex will be safe - I'll cum in your mouth

I put four fingers in her, tightened the belt around her neck - well, cum faster

The dick is in the thickness, but I'll put it in deeper when the bitch is wet

Son, stop peeping! Come here, I'll make a man out of you

Neighbor, no more questions - come in and take off your pants, we're going to fuck

Why are you surprised? At my school, everyone takes their exams through bed

Sister, it's always like this - you break down, and then you ask for a creampie

"Holy shit," said the courier... And fucked another man's wife in the ass

My friends are looking for presents under the tree I'm here and my dick is standing

Wow, is that sister giving her mom a squirt? We should take it off and flush it!

Brother, in order not to be a fast shooter, you have to get laid before the date

Patient, don't panic, I'm going to teach you how to fuck

Bro, my boyfriend is an asshole, so you're fucking me now, okay?

Can you fuck, you say? I need to see for myself, show me

If my husband gives it to me in the morning, it means he didn't fuck anyone last night, so I'll check it out

I only wanted a massage, but the big dick convinced me to change my mind, fuck