"Why have a wife when you can have me?" — The best psychologist's advice

It's not nice to fuck a silly girl, but it gives you a place to flush your sperm

Fucked to give me an orgasm, and he came twice himself

Honey, come on, get it in — my pussy's already flowing

What do I care about your literature when the thought of a penis is making me all hot and bothered?

The guy is so fucking annoying, he calls and won't let me meet his roommate

"Mom, help me out" — I drank Dad's Viagra and need to get laid right away

Patient, what are you standing there for, take off your pants — I'll jerk you off and make you feel better

Well, since you're already dressed as a whore, I suggest you pay for your order that way

Your choice, bitch — either I call the police or you'll be covered in sperm

Taking your asshole sister to the sea for love? Well, except for her ass

Son, why are your hands on my tits? Don't be cheeky, or I won't sit on my dick

Almost burned with shame, but licked her friend's pussy in front of her boyfriend

Five stars at Uber is good, but a customer's pussy for a tip is better

I don't get it! What's with the boob boner? I have a boyfriend

It's not for nothing that you kept your virginity until this wedding, boss, but you need a job, too

Guest, don't get mad, better get into the situation and the receptionist

If you have a date in the woods, jump on your dick, don't fuck around

Hey, why the fuck are you jerking off on me? I have a boyfriend

Mammy, is it okay for you to touch my dick? Oh, it's up

Asking if I'm ready to suck my dick — my dick is always ready, go ahead

What's that, honey, moaning loudly? It's not me, it's the whore next door

She broke down, but for a sanctioned burger she got down on her knees and sucked her dick

Bitches have come and gone — not everyone can handle two-cock fucking