I mean, not getting laid before we go out, but who am I dressed up for?

I only lick my balls on the first date, it turns me on to give them to strangers

She asked me to cum on my jeans - I thought there would be less sperm

And what's NoNutNovember to me if I wake up and she's already on my dick?

Fucked the thief on the air, and you shouldn't have fucked with the streamer

He tied her up and put her on his dick - now she's obediently waiting for the sperm

Oh, honey, are you on your way home? Take your time, I'm still on my friend's dick

I'm a cuckold, so I don't scold my wife because of her cheating, I only praise her

You're asking me to fuck you like a whore? I can do that, but then don't complain

Brother, forget about his girlfriend

Bro, come on, I wanted to borrow from you, and you give it to me in the mouth

Daughter, I don't understand, what school did you come home from without panties?

Son, it'll help with your boner, I'll give you a pussy

Sister, here's your money, but not for nothing - you owe me a fucking blowjob

She talked her husband into an orgy, and now he's got another man's wife sucking and giving

I bet I'll caress her and she'll get on my dick all by herself

You promised to fuck me rough and... you didn't let me down! Now cum wherever you want

My husband doesn't know he's a co-cult and I'll only cum from cheating, fuck in front of him

Fucked someone else's boyfriend and let him cum inside, so he won't go back to his ex

Friend girl lesbian, always finds a reason to bring me to orgasm

Honey, take it easy - we just came at the same time, and you still want

Brother, do you think you'll fuck me? I'll fuck you myself, get ready

Shit, the sex is ruined... Neighbor, why don't you go get me, and I'll get you in the ass?

Anal is liberating - I'll put you in the ass, you'll relax, you're uptight