They've crammed in what can't be crammed in, so I suggested anal, because pussy can't hold a dick

Just wanted to put my drunk sister to bed (and had to fuck her 🔞)

I bought new pantyhose and I'm going to my dad - why, I'll jerk him off with my legs 👀

He fucked the maid instead of paying her - why, she's an attendant

You can't stick it in your sister, I know. 🫣 I'll just pee in her panties

You want to cum inside, go ahead But make it an anal creampie

I waited for a girl and fucked a waitress 😳 I don't spare my dick for anyone

Wait for your friend on my cock-- we have an hour to cheat

Double camshot on your face? I agree! Lots of sperm is awesome 😍

Yes, it's nice to fuck her - you can see for yourself how beautiful she is

I fuck one or the other with my dick - why, I've hired two secretaries and I'm getting high

You're the one who hasn't fucked in a while? What are you waiting for? Fuck me and cum on my face

"Fuck me!" - Yeah, that's what she asked 🤤 I couldn't refuse her

A guy's friend is propositioning me for sex. I'll give it to him, but I don't cheat

I accidentally impregnated my wife's sister

So he fucked a stranger, what's the big deal? She was ready for sex. 👌🏻

- I dreamt I was sitting on your face. - So let's do it 😏

Anybody wants to have a baby with me, right? So I'm gonna hit that Russian girl

She sleeps next to me and she's not wearing pants, I'm gonna stick my dick in my mom's body

He came in my mouth, and I want more creampie, bro. Will you fuck me again?

She's really turning me on - drunk and already taking her panties off

She could use a little foreplay

No more erection problems 🔥 Treat me like this every day

Can we get a doggystyle maid? Cause I'm dying to fuck someone