When I asked for a ride, I wanted to ride a dick, but a motorcycle will do, too

Did you dream we were fucking? Well, what are you waiting for? Hop in

She asks for a creampie, but I'm not stupid, I'll put a doggystyle and cum on her ass

I don't know how my brother ended up in bed, but if he's naked, we have to fuck him

She's still sucking her dick, but she's already giving me her tits - that's where I'm going to cum

Babe wanted a sweet, and while she was looking for it, she already had a penis in her

Uncle Kol, why did you take off your pants? What other debt are you going to take with you? 😳

You want to go on vacation? Well, you can jerk off to the boss with your legs and give yourself to him on the table

Already you're moaning, and it's only a finger, but with a penis you're going to yell?

Neighbor, what's with the statements, I won't fuck you for money 😦

She showed her ass on the first date! Well I'll show her my dick then😈

What do you mean, "Bye"? I'm not going anywhere until I fuck you in the ass

Is my husband cheating and I'm not allowed to? I came to whore with strangers

Sis, don't be sad for your ex, that asshole didn't lick your ass

Now I'm going to fuck my wife, and she's going to believe that I didn't cheat on her. Will she?

We've been married for a week and you haven't fucked me yet, I'm going crazy!

Rubbed before having sex with the photographer, so her pussy will be wetter

Neighbor, forget about your wife — I need orgasms, and you have a penis

They have been humping each other's wives since they can't fuck other women

Bro, how about this: you touch my boobs, but don't tell your mom about porn?

Fill me with sperm so that I scream from the risk of getting high

Listen, are you a mulatto or an Asian? Whatever, sit on your dick

Eh, if everyone had sisters like that — came for a blowjob myself 😮

Okay, I'll show my boobs, but I definitely won't suck them (spoiler alert)