My ex said she hadn't cum in three months - well, what am I for? 🤫

The deeper you take it in your mouth, the faster you get cum on your face 😉

A finger in the ass is nice, but we'd better call another negro for the mfm

"We're not going anywhere until we get laid!" - She put her ass on the line

Ahhh, fuck, he's got an Apple Watch on his dick instead of an erection ring

When you do cunnilingus, don't forget about the ass, it's nice ☺️

Cock in her throat, fingers between her legs - and that's it, she cums until she cramps

I'll put my dick in and you'll get some internal support

Sister, you're really drunk, aren't you? Well, you'll forget everything, and I'll throw you a stick

I'm here for you guys 🥵 Because without the fmf we won't know if it can hold two

Let's do homework so my husband can jerk off to me instead of porn

I rented an apartment and the landlady had such an ass - I took her off too 🍑

She showed her tits where to cum, said she knew what she came for👌

Of course it's a dream - it's not like I fucked my twins in real life

So Lois Griffin made Peter a cooch! And this one turned out to be a whore

Mom, are you here to fuck? I will, but I won't go to school and not a word to my father

I fucked my neighbor's webcam - let her friend girl jerk off to our sex

Cocked and fucked in the mouth, not enough? Catch a slap if you like humiliation

You're fucking cumming, you want some more? I'll fuck you, but I'll risk cumming in you

I'm spreading my legs for the greater good - you'll come, and I need to get laid

My orgasm will cheer me up, your creampie. What are you waiting for, put it in

She wants to fuck, teases me, and won't let me - so what daughter, I'll fuck her anyway

Son, get the fuck out of the bathroom, I'm not sucking your dick here (erroneous)

I fucked a friend when I was drunk, oh. Well, now I have a boyfriend