I'll share my wife with a friend, but only with a condom, I love that fucker

Oh, my God, he's pissed in me. Well, I'm gonna have a baby and I'm gonna have a baby!

She was a virgin, and now she's a creampie. But it's a secret that I fucked her

Lured her into the woods, seduced her legs. Fucked her, and I had no choice

Caught his wife in a porno, but didn't swear, but fucked her wet pussy

Daughter lurks behind the door and jerks off to see her parents fucking

Somebody help me, I asked just to tie me up, not to fuck me

My father's new whore is an upstart, the kind you can only shut up with your dick

Daddy said I could sit on his face, and he'll let me sit on his dick. He's a real piece of work

- Ouch, that's the wrong hole, that's my ass! 😱 (put it in anyway)

Can I give you a blowjob or a blowjob in the ass? But don't turn me in to the cops 🥺

Her: Be gentle, this is my 1st time. Five minutes later: Ass cracking

This is what your morning would have looked like if you had gotten that hottie back then 🔥

I asked my stepmom how to fuck a girl and she showed me 🫣

Where's the money, Lebowski? Take your clothes off, you're gonna pay for it with your pussy

I thought I was just gonna jerk off to my stepmom. Now I want to come inside her too

It took a while, but still they persuaded the shy girlfriends to take off their panties

"Are we going to get laid in time? Your husband's only out for five minutes."

Can we stop talking about work all the time — let's go get laid already?

What do you mean, sex at the appointment doesn't help? Don't panic, that's how I treat everyone

I won't let my sister get naughty, I'll fuck her so she won't sleep with anyone else (part 5)

What do you mean, I'll jerk off myself? Give me your dick, I'll teach you everything - JOI

Takes a dick and asks to fuck, I won't refuse such an offer 😏

That's a wanker! She practically fucked you. (JOI)