What an excuse, mom's not home, get your dick out, I'll give you a blowjob

The guy's not home, I'm horny, my friend has a boner, the cards have been dealt, I'm fucking

A penis will fit in here for sure, I tell you! There'll even be room for a creampie

Dude, a blowjob is not a blowjob! And I'm not gonna spill my sperm

What a psychologist! The lack of cum is gone, and the sperm toxicosis is gone

Fuck harder, you won't get much money for tender sex on the stream

So what if you have a dick, brother, put it in. I'm already jerking off

You can't cum from vulgarity alone, stick your dick in and stimulate your ass with your finger

How nice it feels to feel sperm inside - got an orgasm right away

I went to my neighbor's house for dick... I mean tea! Get to know each other 😏

A deep blowjob is when the cock is shoved down your throat and your ass is throbbing

Wait, I'm going to take the condom off, or the sperm won't get in

You sat down to play, and who's gonna fuck me? Give me your dick, and then you're on

The bitch was leaking and pissed, she wanted cum - she got a cum on her tits

Is that the masseuse's lack of pain, or did I order a whore? She squeezed out all the sperm

Who goes to a porn audition with a virginity? Okay, fuck you

If I tell a cab driver I'm not wearing panties, he'll fuck me and forget about the money

The money made a delivery girl a whore, she wore her own wife's underwear

Chief, how am I supposed to work now if I'm leaking sperm?

A stranger gets his dick up, and she's married - nothing, it doesn't interfere with sex

Husband, the good news is that you can fuck me right now

I asked my sister for a hand job, and she spread her legs - how not to stick it in?

I woke up moaning, and it was my mother masturbating - how can I not help it?

Sister, is that my cock in your mouth? Hmm, don't you want a creampie?