And my dad's wife is a dyke! I threw a stick at her at their wedding 😏

You want to throw a couple sticks at her? Just ask, she won't say no

See that dick? It's about to go full jingle bells in your ass

The man wouldn't give me his word, so I sucked silently and he cummed

Neighbor, why humiliate me like this, can't you just give me money? (no)

"I want it harder and deeper!" — since she asked for it, I didn't hold back

Seduced my sister, and I'm not ashamed - you can't go to her boyfriend's innocent

Fucking and watching herself cum in the mirror, it's beautiful!

Did you sleep through an orgy? No problem, let's fuck again, right?

So Lois Griffin made Peter a cooch! And this one turned out to be a whore

Son, don't you even know how to fuck? Well, take off your pants, I'll teach you

"What are you showing off for? Shut up and enjoy yourself, bitch."

I let her in, she fucked me and stayed - is that how relationships work?

I wanted to be a cyber athlete for The Witcher, but my mom re-educated me

I had sex with a blackmailer-- yeah, I like her, my girl type

"Fuck, that's wet!" - I'm shocked I'm so wet from overexcitement

How do I hint to her to have sex in a car? Oh, she's already taking her panties off

Can I fuck you and cum in your mouth? My wife won't let me do that

If you want to ride, ride a dick, I won't let you drive

Mouth, ass, too. Can we save the pussy for the husband?

He took his stepmother out for a walk on another man's dick so she wouldn't throw herself away

"You're my brother, we're not allowed to fuck!" — "Come on, Mom's not home."

My brother is shocked — my sister came and demanded to take her virginity

I don't cheat, but I do teach an inexperienced friend how to have sex before a date