Oh, the fucking will make me yell - he's black, that's a huge dick

That's how the dummer girl from the meme gets laid in real life (rule 34)

That's what happens when you want a tee and there's a guy and his buddy around

Here's your sperm, share it with each other, you're best friends

Okay, friend girl, if that black dick doesn't tear you up, I'm next

Thought mom was just going to suck it again, but she showed me how to pee 😯

Russian soldiers brought a collared whore into the barracks and fucked her

Mammy, is it okay for you to touch my dick? Oh, it's up

Are you out of your fucking mind? I'll show you the deposit and the dick in your throat

Chief, I'm even willing to lick your ass, just don't fire me!

Husband, I'm sorry, I came from a Negro, he just has a bigger dick...

My friends are suckers, they got drunk and went home to sleep, and I found my dick

He lost his temper and tore his stepmother's anus — she asked for it

You're not fucking offering a bribe, offer me a dick, I want to suck it

What the fuck is that?! Does your dad know you have a vibrator up your ass, huh? 🤯

Didn't want to be late, but she saw a big dick and stayed for the fuck

Sister, I'm sorry for blackmailing you, but I really want to fuck you in the ass

Wife, bear with the black cock inside, while I'll be in your throat

She fucked up! I wanted to shut her up, so I shut her up. With my dick, so what?

I'm gonna get my tits done, okay? I don't mind being your stepson. 🤷‍♂️

Wanted to borrow money from a neighbor, but accidentally seduced her husband

You can fuck me in the ass, but don't talk about cheating on your father

I got it out before I took a dump, and then I put it in half a lump. It's not like you're gonna get knocked up

Son, stop doing nonsense, I'm going to teach you how to fuck