Shit, I'm so fucked up, out of the Friendzone and straight into alimony

Whenever I offer a dick, she always sucks it. 🫦 And then she gets excited and gives it to me

You got an orgasm all over you, how could I not cum inside you?

Hi, would you fuck me by any chance? Cause my boyfriend's at work

I'm masturbating, oh, meditating! And all I can think about is getting laid

Fuck, I'm in the woods sucking a stranger's dick. (he needed a blowjob)

- Honey, I'm ovulating today 💦 And I need you to ejaculate

Gave a Valentine's card to a girl, and she gave it to her in the entryway

Russian roommate took off her robe and admitted that she wants to fuck

Who needs all that foreplay — kneeling down and ordering you to suck

Did someone explain to this 18-year-old why she shouldn't get excited about krempai?

No money for the apartment, but I suck dicks well — well, let me show you

She drew dicks, and I gave her a real one — at least it's useful

Neighbor, you saved me, now you fuck me, but don't tell my husband

It's the first time I've seen him, but he's a decent licker - you can give him that

I showed my tits in the park🍒 And if you invite me home, I'll let you look up my skirt

I'll fuck another man in front of you, will you shrug it off? (imitating cuckold)

I dreamt about having sex with you, but you fuck so much better in real life, bro

If you can't stand the way I spread my legs, fuck me instead of playing Contra

I'm a faithful wife, but my friend has a bigger dick, so I cheat

I don't take money, but you take my dick in you and make it count

Literally put her on his dick - standing up that long dick will definitely fit

Not knowing each other won't stop you from getting a blowjob in the elevator

Such female students are a pleasure to teach - cum on points, I give it a 5 for the grade