Proved himself to a girl in the HR department of a porn studio

He wouldn't let me go to the bathroom and fucked me right on the toilet

My mom thinks I'm doing the dishes in the kitchen, but I'm seducing my brother again

Patient, you have all the symptoms of the disease, you should do a blowjob test

Can't go any further because I'm controlling her pussy from my phone

Entrusted her anal virginity to her stepfather — he won't hurt her

I'm so good at giving blowjobs, do you think I'd be good at being a nurse?

Grow Food ordered ads from porn bloggers and this is what came out

Culinary blogging turned into porn when I pulled the bitch's tights down

Did you notice I'm not wearing panties? To hell with school, touch my pussy

Thought she was talentless, but there she is, taking dicks

I gave a blowjob and a riming, I gave it from behind — I don't want to lose any more

Fucked up is a fucked up — the ex-girlfriend sat on her dick again from the fuck up

My friends are looking for presents under the tree I'm here and my dick is standing

Stop playing, it's time to fuck me, Warhammer can wait and I want a cumshot

My sister's calling for help? I'm not gonna miss it, I'm gonna pull down her pants 😏

And what's NoNutNovember to me if I wake up and she's already on my dick?

I'll kiss my wife, or she'll get jealous, and then I won't see cheating and fmf

Spanked her ass and tits, fucked her, now you can cum in it

Dude, I want to go in the ass. For a guy, we won't tell and I won't get knocked up from anal

I'd rather have a shrink anal on my dick than this therapy of yours

Are you nuts? I'm not having sex and you're jerking off, I'll sit on your dick and you'll come

Chief, I'll show you what I can do and let you give me a raise

Fuck theory, biology is better learned by doing - fuck it, student