This is roughly how all attempts to record a video for TikTok end

Bitch stole my bike, only forgive for a tee time with my girlfriend

You're giving up your ass for tender sex? Oh, no, I'll fuck you till you scream

Hey, why'd you take your dick out? I'm giving you a crotch to cramp your pussy with

The four of us were quietly fucking on a trip, and then people burned us

Show me your tits and turn your ass to fuck, and the hentai can wait

Just whining about anal pain and already she's getting high from her orgasm

Stop playing, it's time to fuck me, Warhammer can wait and I want a cumshot

If I show him my tits and give him a blowjob, he'll know it's time to get laid

Son, it'll help with your boner, I'll give you a pussy

Chief, how am I supposed to work now if I'm leaking sperm?

Checking to see if my wife will let me if I get her drunk (spoiler: she will 😉)

I took my condom off 😲 and it turned me on! I had enough cum for two cumshots

Oh, whose dick is that in the locker room? Who cares if he's standing

Now that you've shown your face, why don't you give it to me in the ass?

Blowjobs don't make you come, bro, but fucking you and you had four orgasms

Peeped, got caught. That's how I ended up in my sister's bed 👀

After swallowing her doggystyle fucked, but creampie took no chances - friend girl w

Waiting for all the sperm to come out? You shouldn't be, I've poured a fuckload in you

I'm dating her for the sex - she fucks hot and she's a princess 👸

My husband is sleeping around and I'm cheating on him-- Don't judge, it happens to everyone

Cooked breakfast and asked for a creampie — isn't that a good morning?

If a friend finds out about my sex game with his girlfriend, I'm dead

Quid pro quo — now don't deny it, but enjoy your cock