How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

I don't want to celebrate the year as a virgin, so I got myself a whore

You sat down to play, and who's gonna fuck me? Give me your dick, and then you're on

Call your father, I'm drunk and want to fuck! He's not home? Then go fuck yourself

Brother, I won't suck your dick even for New Year's Eve, don't even talk me into it

Let's not break tradition - you give me anal every New Year's Eve

So, client, forget about your wife, or she'll give you anal

Got a milf to do her homework, promised not to leak - you didn't see anything

My ex cheated on me and now she comes running to get laid, what a bitch

Whipped and fucked - now she won't look at others

Sister, don't worry, the sex will be safe - I'll cum in your mouth

Swallow your dick all the way down, or I'll slap you in the cheeks 😈

What the fuck - as soon as I get a huge dick, my dad calls me

You get naked for money, you give me a burger, I'll fuck you in all positions

Oh, you're such a fool! You drank your father's Viagra, and I have to suck again, don't I?

Are you out of your fucking mind? I'll show you the deposit and the dick in your throat

Thought mom was just going to suck it again, but she showed me how to pee 😯

Lesson 1: In an unclear situation, suck it. Give a blowjob and no problem

How to try mfm - blackmail, and here are 2 dicks at your disposal

Forget about your wife, she's asleep - let me suck your dick

Why are you surprised? At my school, everyone takes their exams through bed

Sister, it's always like this - you break down, and then you ask for a creampie

Lily, come sit on my dick, because after your massage I have a boner

My friends are looking for presents under the tree I'm here and my dick is standing