Chief, I'll show you what I can do and let you give me a raise

Don't panic. Come to my place, I'll fuck you up

Don't call the Dodo Pizza delivery guy if you don't pay like this ☝

She gets high on the dick and it's up to me to pull it out in time? Sneaky

You got caught jerking off, let me jerk you off myself - with my dick 😏

Did you see on a hidden camera that I was jerking off and called for sex? Come on, Dad

It's got a vibrator in it, and it's supposed to be a dick. Titfuck jerk off, I'll give it to her

That's some fucked-up shit. She's fucking the pillow in her sleep! I wish she was fucking me

I won't scold you for being late, but I'm sure I'll fuck that babysitter

I forgot about my lover in the closet and I'm jerking off... Come out, I need my dick!

I licked her, but she won't move her legs - okay, I'll put it on her

She showed her tits, so what? You'll have your dick in you and dictate the terms, sister

You wanted to be a cuckold, so watch me shoving other people's sperm in me

I showed him where to cum, but he still shoved his sperm inside me

It's not nice to fuck a silly girl, but it gives you a place to flush your sperm

Good morning is when your dick is licked, jerked off, and let into your pussy

I only want to do it anally — a penis in the pussy doesn't give me such vivid orgasms

Is the pussy tight enough? Check it with your dick, not with your finger

So young and already a whore — she showed her friend her boobs and got her

Yeah, I fuck rough, but don't scream like you're being fucked by a whole fucking crowd

Just don't cum inside, just on the pussy, it's also risky

Thought she was talentless, but there she is, taking dicks

It's been so long since he fucked me that I've already seduced him myself

Honey, take your finger out of your ass — there's a lot of sperm on your pussy