I fucked my neighbor so good, I left without salt. I'll go again tomorrow

Brother, while you're playing on the Xbox, I've already fucked all your friends

So that's how poor college girls pay for rent

Knows there will be more sperm if you lick for a guy's balls

The delivery girl took a dick instead of a tip, because the customer was "all right."

"The deeper you take in your mouth, the faster you get a new iPhone."

A friend girl noticed that I got horny while I was taking pictures of her for Twitter

A young wife tries to get the attention of her nerdy husband