The wife agrees to a threesome with a friend as it is, but it's better to tie her up

Wife, how are you dressed? Go to bed, I have to cum

Brother, I haven't had sex yet, can you teach me how to fuck?

I won't tell a friend that his fiancée is a whore, I'd rather fuck her myself

I'll rip her pantyhose off and fuck the bitch even if she doesn't want to

Brother, it's impossible to get stuck in the washing machine! But I'm ready to get laid

You can smack your ass and pour sperm on it, but don't tell your father

Finally the maids are stuck in the washer, or else how do you fuck her?

I'm back from the army — the first thing I have to do is cum on my girlfriend

Honey, don't push it, you're about to get a load of cum on your ass

Son, what kind of a request is that, I don't even give your daddy anal

An argument is an argument — ours won in CS:GO and my sister's pussy is now mine

Roughly explained to the girl that when there is a boner, all business is canceled

Honey, did you cum yet? Fuck me again, I need an orgasm, too

If I cum on my wife's tits, whose sperm is on that whore's ass?

Well, if you're a virgin, go for it — you still have to pay for the trip

If you don't fuck in the anus, you'd better not fuck at all

Which one of us is the loser? I only enjoy being fucked

I gave you an iPhone 13, so why are you still wearing it?

An anal orgasm and a squirt are worth a leaky mascara, I assure you

I came to cheer up my brother, but I didn't cheer him up, I cheered up his dick

That's why the toilets on trains are closed all the time — they're getting laid

My brother only agrees to fuck me in the anus — well, I suffer pain in my ass

I invited the courier over for tea, because I wanted to get laid so badly