Why is the hotel so fucking expensive? Oh, I get it, it's a cunt service

Shall we fuck again? Spend all your sperm on me and there won't be any left for others

Until you go to jail, I won't leave the house. And you're not going anywhere alone

The guy's far away, and here's my brother looking at the holes. Do you dare stick it in?

I don't have any money, I'm ready to give it to you with sperm! Just extort me with a blowjob, okay?

Can you give me a ride? I'll pay... I mean, I'll suck your dick! How do you drive with your balls full

Oops, the maids fell asleep instead of cleaning - nothing, she'll work it off with her mouth

Student, what do you mean, the first time? Where you look, put it in

How you celebrate New Year's Eve is how you spend it! We get laid, don't you?

My ex cheated on me and now she comes running to get laid, what a bitch

My friends will judge me, but the guy on the call will only appreciate what a slut I am

Courier was happy to fuck 3o people, until he found out that the video would be shown to his wife

I'm not ready for beach sex, but sex BEFORE the beach is fine

Sweating on your dick — this Asian girl knows what to do at the end of a date

Listen, are you a mulatto or an Asian? Whatever, sit on your dick

I ran out of milk and the kids needed something to feed them, so I gave it to my boss

"Mom, help me out" — I drank Dad's Viagra and need to get laid right away

You made your boobs bigger for a reason — take off your swimsuit, we'll take you for a test drive

I don't give a fuck if you don't remember, but you owe me one, stranger girl

Fucked up is a fucked up — the ex-girlfriend sat on her dick again from the fuck up

Doesn't nag her husband for no reason, because she's busy with other people's dicks

Triss Merigold has changed her shoes — it pays more than wizards

She swears at the hotel, but she gets all the way on the long dick

And there's nothing to tease and show your tits — now sit on your dick