- What's up your ass, maids? - So you're the one who's fucked it up! 😱

If my dick is too big for your pussy, okay, I'll fuck you in the ass

Son, man, I called you in for some krempai, and you didn't even cum in me

It's lucky that my wife has a twin - you can fmf, and she's not jealous

"We're not going anywhere until we get laid!" - She put her ass on the line

Oh, come on, you guys are fucking?! And your mother isn't fucked, you selfish people

I'm on vacation and I want to get on my dick. Drinking with a stranger, what if he fucks me?

Why turn me in to the police? I can lick you and fuck you in the anus

And take a picture of me fucking a stranger - I want to piss off my ex

I helped you and licked you - now you owe me one, come on, creampie

Why is the hotel so fucking expensive? Oh, I get it, it's a cunt service

Shall we fuck again? Spend all your sperm on me and there won't be any left for others

Until you go to jail, I won't leave the house. And you're not going anywhere alone

The guy's far away, and here's my brother looking at the holes. Do you dare stick it in?

I don't have any money, I'm ready to give it to you with sperm! Just extort me with a blowjob, okay?

Can you give me a ride? I'll pay... I mean, I'll suck your dick! How do you drive with your balls full

Oops, the maids fell asleep instead of cleaning - nothing, she'll work it off with her mouth

Student, what do you mean, the first time? Where you look, put it in

How you celebrate New Year's Eve is how you spend it! We get laid, don't you?

My ex cheated on me and now she comes running to get laid, what a bitch

My friends will judge me, but the guy on the call will only appreciate what a slut I am

Courier was happy to fuck 3o people, until he found out that the video would be shown to his wife

I'm not ready for beach sex, but sex BEFORE the beach is fine

Sweating on your dick — this Asian girl knows what to do at the end of a date