Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

How else can I bend to get him to understand that I want on my dick?

I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Sweetie, you forgot about the eggs — take them in your hand and kick them

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

We haven't fucked all night, I can't wait to get on your dick

Woke the babe up early in the morning, knowing she wouldn't refuse to fuck

Friend girl is a distance learner, but misses classes because of sex

Baby was so sleepy, but woke up for sex with her lover

Slutty wife invited her neighbor into the bedroom and took hold of his dick

"The Squid Game" is too hard — I lost and was screwed

Started the day with a blowjob so her boyfriend wouldn't make her cook today